If Jamie Oliver was my husband, I am certain I will lose weight in no time.
The way he cooks, with his sloppiness and fingers poking here and there is enough to make me lose my appetite.
No doubt he can cook fabulous meals in under 30 minutes, but what’s with the ingredients? Basil parsley Marguerite rhubarb portobello mushrooms peas pear blue whatchamacallit?!
Imagine I have to clean up afterwards? I rather eat out 🙂
Jamie Oliver? Naaah! Cross him out.